Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Happy Holidays - Beagles for Hire!

Tired of cookies and candy getting stale under the tree?
Are you wanting to start a diet for the New Year?

Forget which cookie package was for Aunt Edna?

These two Beagles are the answer to your prayers.

How it works:
With their sensitive sniffers, they will scour through your presents and find any candy and cookies that will ruin your waistline, ruin your teeth, increase your cholesterol and make your little kids hyper.

They keep/eat what they find. An inexpensive cost for peace of mind.

Benefit for you:
You will be free to start that diet early.
You will be free from the worries of stale cookies and candies.

What you need to do:
They work best when you're not watching or when you're distracted.
Within 5 minutes, your problems are solved more efficiently than a truck load of TSA screeners.

Mark your calendar now for next year. Their services are offered for a limited time.

Not responsible for torn packages and chew marks on non-food items.
Any carpet cleaning or general cleaning required after consumption is the responsibility of the client.

Happy Holidays and a Happy New Years!

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