I have two dang mischievous dogs. The one thing about having dogs, especially dogs with sensitive noses, is you need to put stuff up. Many parents know this as "baby-proofing".
They do have names, but today they're known as D.D. and D.D.D.
The younger dog on the left is called, "D.D." for Dang Dog.
The older dog on the right is called , "D.D.D." for Dang Dirty Dog.
Imagine my surprise when I found some chewed up cash upon returning home from work.
A chewed up $1 - almost half devoured.
A $5 with pieces missing.
Finally, a $20 with a couple corners gone.
Doing the math... A bill weighs about 0.9 grams where 1 gram = 0.0022 lbs
$1/0.9/0.0022 = $505 per pound
$5/0.09/0.0022 = $2,525 per pound
$20/0.9/0.0022 = $10,100 per pound
Total = $13,130 per pound
That's some dang expensive dog treats.
I know D.D. chewed the cash. He's done that in the past.
D.D.D. is more interested in trash cans. Hence, the extra D in his name. :-)
Of course, it was my bad for leaving the bills out, but dang it.
On the upside, at least DD knew to chew up the less expensive bills first. He barely touched the $20. Also, I can probably exchange the cash at the bank for the full value.
Dang dogs! lol :-D
I also have a D.C.
Dang Cat... didn't do anything, but I believe in sharing the dang love.